I.

I.. have never been this angry over a stupid television show before. Um. Just.

What the fuck.

You know what's great about being pregnant? The raging insomnia I had before I got knocked up now comes with leg cramps!

These kids better come out of the womb wealthy because I'm definitely demanding reparations. A little bling wouldn't hurt their chances of not being sold on the black market, s'all I'm sayin'.